On January 5, 2009 the once thought to be mythical creature known as Sasquatch was found at Phoenix Building Solutions in Brookville, Ohio at approximately 10:00 AM EST. Tom Hennings the President and CEO of Phoenix removed the exterior human rubber-like mask to reveal his true personality to the employees, clients, and associates of the corporation. Tom Hennings revealed he is the prized trophy of cryptozoology known as the Sasquatch.
The highly illusive Sasquatch, aka Tom Hennings, decided to instruct his management team on January 5, 2009 to tell all of the employees that they would not receive their final paycheck for the previous pay period from December 21, 2008-January 5, 2009, and that the company was suspending all operations. Tom Hennings, aka Sasquatch cowered in his fortress of solitude known as his office too frightened and disillusioned by his own ego and power to face his subordinates. Soon after management told the employees to get lost and that the company may be in touch if funding is ever found (which was highly unlikely). Tom Hennings like the Sasquatch disappeared into the unknown without any future human contact with the employees. If anyone has the known where abouts of the Sasquatch known as Tom Hennings, contact us so we can capture him for the reward and the money that is us, the employees of Phoenix. Do not try to capture him on your own as he is verbally aggressive, a habitual liar, and compulsive embezzler. He will steal your money!
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